Despite rule 34, I'm somehow able to google Drunken Robot Pornography and get what I'm looking for. Robot porn that is. I kid, I kid. Drunken Robot Pornography being developed by Dejobaan Games is currently in alpha and I got a go at it. For those of you that don't know what Drunken Robot Pornography is, well the game, it's a first person shooter that includes jetpacks, giant robots, and building.
So what's the deal with Drunken Robot Pornography? What's going on, what do you do, who are you? It's still alpha but so far we know we're a small human with a jetpack and a gun. What sounds better than that? You've been thrown into an arena and judging by this and that it looks like Dejobaan Games is pulling the fighting for other's entertainment bit. Now that we have a jetpack, a gun, and an arena, our audience has to be entertained somehow. So let's throw into the arena a giant Titan that dwarfs the size of a city block.
What's a Titan? A Titan is basically a giant robot with shields, weapons, and a ton of other abilities that is going to do everything it can to make sure you die. Currently in the alpha there are only four levels and three of them let you take your anger out on Titans. Every Titan is different in a variety of ways and will throw a ton of obstacles your way. Dejobaan Games forces you to think and react quickly while deadly lasers surround you. You'll have to keep moving so seekers don't hit you, dodge lasers, dodge simple bullets, etc. Dejobaan constantly keeps you on your feet while fighting and looking for power-ups. If you don't snag them, you'll probably lose, there are power-ups that give you double fire, triple fire, rapid fire, rocket boots, and so forth. Meanwhile, a good portion of these levels have a time limit, usually reasonable.
But where's the porn? Sorry guys, as far as I can tell there isn't any nudity quite yet, but we'll keep you updated! Let's see though, drunken robots and porn. So the Titans we're fighting are drunk I presume and maybe that has some significance. I'm not sure, but I suppose anything is possible. Then of course they're robots, there's not much past that. But where's the porn come into play? As you fight it out against each Titan you'll find yourself stripping it apart limb by limb. Taking out this gun, that gun, this part, that shield, whatever's on it. Now it almost sounds like I'm the bad guy here, but it is trying to kill me so who knows. Now we've got that I'm stripping a giant drunken robot as a video game, fascinating.
Two things I really like about Drunken Robot Pornography right now is the use of Steam Workshop and the music. Even though it's currently in an alpha stage, there are tons of Titans and Arenas that have been created using their building setup. It's a little confusing if you've never really done anything similar to their system. I'd be the perfect one to tell you since once I hopped in I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. Creating a Titan you'll figure out after a while, good ol' trial and error. But creating an Arena is definitely a bit of a challenge. Whether you're looking for free content to add to your game or stuff to create and show off, Dejobaan lets you. Personally, I think it's awesome even if some of the Titans online aren't that great. But every now and then one catches you off guard and looks cool. The other thing I really like is the music. The music is just right and will set the mood once you hop into the game, plus it's catchy too. Often enough it'll get blocked out by the noise of tuns of gunfire, but when you can hear it, it's pretty nice.
Overall Drunken Robot Pornography is still in an early stage, but man, it's already managed to impress me. I have around 2 hours in it and there's not even that much content yet. I'd like to see what type of content or features Dejobaan Games decides to add down the road. With the Steam Workshop addition, it allows for content to just keep on growing, but what do they have planned behind the scenes. If you're interested in getting in the alpha for Drunken Robot Pornography and contributing to the development, sign up here. Here's the site for it for those looking for more info.